Welcome to Garlandia
The headquarters for the Milky way galaxy 
It used to just be Garland 
But that town has a consistent record trying to kill me and you 
So God planted a seed of consciousness 
At 7th and main A K A bee Hippy 
And the ones behind the human scenes decided to plot an assassination of a manchurian candidate
 
Ooooopps 

I've been undercover this entire time 
Poof.
I'm Johnny Appleweed 
The real Beekeeper for humanity 
And if you're just now finding about me it's too late 
I've already planted way to many seeds of consciousness 
And they're all growing despite whatever you do 

I went to Garland Texas once and it sucked 
They call it the city of trees and get offended as soon as you smoke one 
They even sent 150 agents once just to prove a point about smoking a hemp joint 
And they gave Kim a heart attack
And second one that won 
But now we have a team of angels surrounding the bee
Be careful if you attempt to bring negativity to Garlandia 
Security is on full alert 

We've opened a permanent lions gate 

Triples 8s 

You don't have to believe me 
Your karma will speak on behalf of the bee 

Ohhh shit.
How we gonna hide from that? 
Here's a hint.
You can't 

Ironicaly the drones you flew over my house on Indian trail W
We're intercepted by angels protecting Garlandia 
And now they even know when Mitch Master Bates 

L O L
Garlandia is freaking cool 
Did you know Garland was named after a former attorney general 
The most corrupt police officer position in American history 
And then Merrick Garland got pissed as soon as he saw his name in the paper again because of what the Garland police did to the bee
He even federally investigated Johnny Appleweed 

And now the government no longer sends me Christmas cards 
But that's okay 
Because now I'm gonna apply to be president of the galaxy 
Just kidding 
I already am

Nobody took the position and it's been open this entire time 
And I decided it's my time 
It's all of our destiny 
Because Johnny Appleweed isn't just me 
It's a new society Called Garlandia 
Where we always lead with love to other me 
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We don't have police officers 
We have peace officers 
We're all presidents! 

Momma Ganja, Johnny Appleweed, you, and me
We're all presidents of this new society 

Welcome to Garlandia

“Welcome to Garlandia” is Johnny Appleweed’s raw, metaphysical, and wildly satirical anthem that transforms his Texas hometown into a multidimensional HQ for spiritual revolution.

What starts as a jab at local corruption evolves into a full-blown declaration of sovereignty, love, and cosmic purpose.

This track reclaims Garland, Texas—reimagining it as Garlandia, a utopian state of consciousness where seeds of awakening are sown in defiance of spiritual suppression. Through clever wordplay and real-world references, Johnny exposes bureaucratic hypocrisy, invokes divine protection, and reaffirms his mission as the “Beekeeper for Humanity.”

This isn’t just a song—it’s a cosmic manifesto wrapped in satire. It declares a new reality: a society built on empathy, consciousness, and collective liberation.
It’s weird. It’s wild. It’s Garlandia.

Can't figure out how to fight the dark side 
We're surrounded on all sides 
8 billion light sabers that can't find the on switch 

I'm an alien from earth 
1 of 8 billion just like you 
Blinded by an ego always trying to divide me and you 
It almost feels like negativity has an ability to stick to you 
A forcefield always trying to misdirect the amazing destiny in front of your flesh bag of a heart 
Somehow convinced there's a difference between nature and art 

Rise up Humanity! 
They underestimated whatever they heck they thought we were 

You're a light warrior of a soul attached to the latest version of a human societal troll
Dust your mind body and soul off so we can take off for humanity 
We're heading north so that we can get a running start towards towards the heart of mother Earth 
But before we go, you need 2 dot ooo
You'll have proper virus detection for you everywhere you go 
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Aim your moral compass North and if you have choose right or left, please go right please 
This is the one life hack the ones who desire control don't want you to see 
There is no wrong or right for society, only empathy But that mindset doesn't work well for the ones constantly focused on generating wealth instead of love between you and me 
They need to divide us so they can sit back and admire the ignorance radiating out of the societal complex

Welcome to the army of humanity 
And this is how we march leading with love and empathy 

Riiiiighhtttt
Lefttttt
Right  
Left Right Light
Right Right  
Left Right Light
Right Right
Left Right Light
Right Right
Left Right Light

Light sabers on 
The on switch is simply giving love more to others than you do to you
But the ego makes you do otherwise 
Here's the real surprise 
Good luck destroying energy 
It has it was and will forever bee 
Especially when tuned towards positivety grounded in empathy for humanity 

I'm an alien on earth planting seeds of consciousness
We're not anti work 
We're just tired of being drones for this bullshit society 
I'ma do a little meditation facing north so I can manifest the real destiny attached to me 
I apologize in advance if I'm late to work
I realize money is a tool but I can't let let that one discrepancy remove the destiny attached to me 

I'ma new kinda earth alien 
Ah shit it feels good to get rid of you 
I had to leggo of that ego 
Now I can I can rise up and truly fight light with light for humanity 
I've always been a green light saber ready to cut off negativity

"Alien from Earth" is a cosmic anthem of awakening for a world trapped in polarity. Johnny Appleweed delivers a poetic transmission from the perspective of a soul who feels like a stranger on his own planet — a “light warrior” disguised in human form.

The song explores the emotional weight of ego, the illusion of separation, and the need for collective empathy in a society designed to divide.

With clever metaphors like “8 billion lightsabers that can’t find the on switch,” Johnny challenges listeners to turn inward, activate their spiritual gifts, and rise above the forces that suppress love and unity. Through humor, heart, and honesty, he reminds us that we’re not alone — we’re part of a global awakening.

This track is more than music — it’s a call to reprogram, realign, and radiate light in the face of darkness. Welcome to the Army of Humanity — marching not with weapons, but with empathy, intention, and love.

Shit happens 
Recover quickly 
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Empathy is your super power 
Not this Apache helicopter

Help humanity heal from government induced P T S D
That's your real destiny grounded in sympathy constantly for other me
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But while I'm here...
Geronimo has some wisdom to share as the real forward observer of consciousness for humanity
But first, Abraham Lincoln wants to help out
And he just reviewed the disclosure agreements and didn't see copyright licensing for the term Apache
And then you use this war machine of destruction in the name of democracy

Free
Pause
1 2 3
Dumb

Thanks Borat
Comedy always has a way of pointing out hypocrisy
You're a real European American pie of a jester dancing in the court of free dumb

Geronimo is back and he wants you to get your freedom back, Humanity
Please
And Geronimo says listen to Johnny Appleweed or you'll die of cirrhosis of the liver too
Alcoholism isn't moderation
It's self destruction using a known toxin that kills one hundred and forty thousand Americans yearly homies
R I P Uncle Tom who worked for homeland security
Seriously, he was Johnny Appleweeds caucasian uncle Tom

Anyways

Meanwhile cannabis has a death count of exactly zero
Except for that one time when the police killed Kim with two heart attacks
But that was more of a side effect of consciousness
Still better than pharmaceutical drugs because now we have a team of angels protecting the bee

Constantly, unfortunately 

Shit happens 
Recover quickly 

Empathy is your super power 
Not this Apache helicopter
Help humanity heal from government induced P T S D 
That's your real destiny grounded in sympathy constantly for other me 

bee the real Apache helping heal humanity 
Someone has to lead the charge of love
Follow Johnny Appleweed
A free will army for momma ganja on behalf of humanity

If you sign a treaty they'll just use it against you
But that doesn't mean we shouldn't all compromise
Considering we're all quantum entangled as one
Use their negative energy to accelerate your positivity
By using the natural law of of quantum electro magnetism
Accept enslavement as blind ignorancy
Leverage those emotions as triggers for awareness of this hypocrisy 

And If you want to win an election 
Spend your campaign funds on bussing supporters to voting stations instead of buying signs dividing us 
And give them a gift card to buy food for their soul 
Now they can't afford to shop for groceries because they still have other bills to pay and decided to take a day off to pay for democracy 

Voting should bee a paid government holiday homies,
Especially for Ameri cant's
The expensive suburb home for free dumb

bee the real Apache to help heal humanity
Vote on behalf of the other me 
Instead of what the news dividing us told us

In "Shit Happens," Johnny Appleweed delivers a rapid-fire, unfiltered meditation on trauma, government hypocrisy, and the healing power of empathy. It’s a comedic yet compassionate call to action—inviting listeners to trade numbness and fear for truth, laughter, and love.

Empathy is your true superpower—not military might or war machines like the “Apache helicopter.”

Geronimo and Abraham Lincoln are invoked as spiritual co-conspirators in reclaiming American integrity and consciousness. Activism with empathy: Johnny urges direct, practical action—like funding transportation to polls instead of buying divisive campaign signs.

Pray sounds like a fancy word for having a conscious thought to me 
One photon firing light towards other self
Relentlessly
Regardless of distance between you and me 

Please pray for me 
I've got so much positivity radiating out of me 
Wisdom taught me that negativity will always try to take over me
Your positive thoughts create a bubble of light protecting my light, keeping it extra bright 
All we have is love even if it's misdirected as hate towards you

Please let me find that flash of consciousnesses as I think positively about loving beyond me 
Finding empathy is my super power 
Even for the greedy souls successfully enslaving humanity 
You fight light with light and I have a consistent track record of not backing down from what's right 

Hold my ego while I attempt to get humanity back on track 
My wife thinks I'ma narcissist 
I see what your doing negativity
If you can't get to me
Try and destroy everything that's close to me 
You're out of luck dark side
My feet are cemented in empathy with mother Gaia protecting me
Excuse me but I think your approach is a joke 
Not funny at first but you'll never beat a laughing lion 

I'll always meet your evil deeds with empathy 
Please pray for me

I'm an astronaut of consciousness
Surfing life one ride at a time bringing smiles for all to see 
Love never has boundaries
Please pray for me 

I had to get a masters degree in trauma 
So that I could could get a PHD in empathy
I suppose I can agree that does sound like a little bit of narcissism to me
But I promise it's ground in reality 
I love to love and all I want is for the world to join me 
Rise up and have a positive thought of consciousness for humanity 
Please pray for me

Astronaut of Consciousness is a heartfelt transmission from the soul of Johnny Appleweed, blending poetic vulnerability with spiritual defiance. Framed as a prayer, the song invites listeners to offer positive thoughts—"photons of light"—to shield and empower those walking a path of awakening in a world riddled with division and deception.

Through rich metaphors and raw admissions, Johnny reflects on trauma, empathy, and the cosmic war between light and dark. From confronting ego to acknowledging the subtle sabotage of negativity, he reveals that true power comes from radiating love—even toward those enslaving humanity.

At its core, this song is a love letter to unity, a spiritual anthem for anyone who's ever felt overwhelmed but still chooses to fight light with light. Johnny isn’t asking for worship—he’s inviting humanity to pray as a form of conscious, empathic connection.

‍Astronaut of Consciousness is more than a song. It’s a call to elevate the collective frequency, grounded in truth, humility, and interdimensional compassion.

I'mmmmmmm back!
What did you wager?
Nothing
What?
You weren't expecting a come back either?

Silver alert
I got my centrum
Where do you think all this salt and pepper came from?
It's called wisdom 

I'ma Honey Badger
I had to earn this consciousness
And consciousness is expensive
But I had a coupon
And consciousness is a long play anyways

I'ma Honey Badger
And I don't care
About who I was
Because now I'm allowed to be a better me
Attempting to avoid their own hypocrisy

I'ma honey badger
Making HONEY instead of money
The real bee keeper for humanity
One of many Johnny Appleweeds

We all saw your weak hand gestures of insecurity
As if your boyfriends hands weren't small enough
Guess what
Y'all can't hang out this 51 percent club
You gotta led with love, and Elon
Homie, you got lizard breath
Who you been kissing?
Listen, I'll eat anything

I'ma Honey badger
Relax.
That's not a death threat
I'm just bored and was wandering who you really were

I'ma Honey Badger
But don't worry I already ate
I'm just here to introduce you a real Lions gate
Triple eight
A healing frequency of empathy
Allowing laughter, not hate to flow freely of me
Eight hundred and eighty eight hertz for the win

I'ma Honey Badger
One of God's creatures just like you
You know infinite intelligence has always been above
So please stop trying to reprogram every human into an artificial cyborg mind
You're not gonna like the next density homie
You're about to be stuck on repeat with nothing but other ninety five percenters
The Pope probably forgot to mention that one
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Mic drop
Honey Badger out
I'm a late for a nap anyways
And I'm tired of digesting maga venom
It tastes like the tears of freedom running away
Naw
Those are fluid crystals
Fallen angels
And they said look up

We're not drones and the divine feminine says you'd never survive a real Godsmack
God forgives
But mother Gaia defends
Bee careful and tread lightly with your new self appointed role
Even a juggernaut can't escape mother Gaia's wrath
Better hit the peacepipe instead of Donald's zero point energy empty promise of infinity

I'ma Honey Badger
A righteous preachin wanderer

“Honey Badger” is a fearless anthem for the soul who’s been cornered, broken, and buried—but refuses to stay down. Inspired by the legendary tenacity of the animal itself, Johnny Appleweed channels raw grit, spiritual strength, and unfiltered truth in this tone poem of defiance and awakening.

Fueled by personal trials, social commentary, and metaphysical undertones, the track blends sharp wit with righteous fury. It’s not just about resilience—it’s about transmutation. From trauma to transcendence, from oppression to cosmic rebellion, “Honey Badger” reminds listeners that when you lead with love, speak with purpose, and fight with light, there’s no cage that can hold you.

This song is for the misfits, the warriors, the wanderers—and anyone who's ever been underestimated.

35 Degrees of Separation
The world is plotting against us
Our government is plotting against us
The majestic 12 is among us
Using sacred geometry and Pythagoreans theorem
Trying to convince us there are only 5 senses 
While they place third eyes purposely everywhere in plain site

Dollar dollar dollar bills y'all
Wait wait, wait what
Wait wait, wait what

You thought enslavement ended in 1863
Sheeple please
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This has been going on since Hiram Abif started manipulating society under the guise of masonry
But how the hell you gonna put anything together without a 35th degree
33 degrees looks like 3 plus 3 to Johnny Appleweed
And now you're missing a 7th degree required in natural law to complete any destiny
It's called a Lucas Sequence y'all

And how are you going to connect with infinite intelligence
A K A Johnny Appleweeds boss
In God Johnny trusts
Without an 8th degree?
What, you think human intelligence is responsible for all this?

We're simply just a catalyst using an Obelisk of a skull
Sounds like 35 Degrees of Separation to Johnny Appleweed

You're missing at least 2 degrees in your masonry pyramid scheme
Without an 8th degree connecting to infinity, we'll all bee a victim of the unseen

There are no coincidences in this existence
Wait wait, wait what
Wait wait, wait what
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Helping the elite consistently since the creation of the sphinx
With 2 new pyramids aligned to weight watchers belt
Dripped in guilt and smothered in mass manipulation
Eleven thousand years of non stop foxing news 
Welcome to sacred geometry under the rule of secret societies
I think it's time you found a new Messiah to trust

Wait wait, wait what
Wait wait, wait what

Johnny Appleweed is the real Beekeeper for Humanity
A legitimate widows son born into real masonry
A resurrected blue calaminthia bee who survived modern day persecution by a Roman army
The president of the garlandia Galaxy with a non compete agreement helping lead this misguided society
A righteous Preachin prophecy
Always protected by Mama Ganja with a real mama chosen by God and protected by 6 other pleiades sisters
She's a Halloween prophecy

Get ready humanity
We're about to send it full hippy! 
We just found the 35th degree

Wait wait, wait what
Wait wait, wait what

Don't let the government scare you into fear
Space aliens are already here
And no the annanaki are not going to enslave you for gold
The government already accomplished this
You fracking A-hole
Stop leading with fear you manipulating, fear mongering, billionaire, pretending to fit in like a step brother

That bar came direct from the hand of God
That was your warning shot at your 100 square mile Texas ranch of societal distrust
You can't escape quantum entanglement

Wait wait, wait what
Wait what

"35 Degrees of Separation" is a mind-bending, metaphysical hip-hop sermon delivered with Johnny Appleweed’s signature blend of satire, sacred geometry, and social critique. In this track, Johnny challenges mainstream narratives, exposing hidden forces behind historical events, government manipulation, and secret societies like the Majestic 12. He questions the completeness of the traditional 33 degrees of Freemasonry, introducing a cosmic "35th degree" — a symbolic key to divine understanding, empathy, and destiny.

The lyrics weave references to natural law, the Lucas Sequence, and ancient mysticism while calling out modern systems of control that disguise enslavement as freedom. At the same time, the song affirms empowerment, awakening, and spiritual sovereignty through Johnny’s own lived journey as the “real Beekeeper for Humanity.”

With repeated interjections of "Wait wait, wait what," the track jolts listeners into a higher awareness, urging them to re-examine their assumptions, reclaim their spiritual birthright, and send it full hippy.

They misspelled hollywood
What the hell. 
And it only took 
One extra L 

A new star is born 
Every day 
Ready to seed humanity 
With love and empathy 

Holy-wood Here we come 
I'm a carpenter bee 
Waiting to pollinate humanity 
Shaping life one seed at a time 
Grounded with experience
In the negativity
Radiating out of society 

I'm Johnny Appleweed 
And everything I make is free 
Intelligently 
Designed
To remove the enslavement preventing your ability to truly love me 

I've got a new business model
Called seeding consciousness into humanity 
And It's always been
100% free 
Y'all are just too blinded by 
A societal complex manifesting an ego designed to create a difference between you and me 
Hold on tight
You're about to start flying with me 

Are you hungry for A conscious thought two or three 
Love is all we have
And it's always been free Give it to me
And I'll volley it back Faster than a heart attack 

Kim taught me
The importance of forgiveness on the road to finding empathy 
I'm a wandering soul 
Ready to seed empathy 
For everyone to see 

Here's some life advice ready 1 2 3 
Please let go of that ridiculous ego 
So you can truly be set free
Like a carpenter bee 
Pollinating humanity 

Holy-wood Here we are 
Leading with love 
And maybe a guitar 
Instead of a pharmaceutical drug
Not afraid to change the way we are 

I'm a recovering hypocrite 
That can barely play this guitar 
But if Johnny can do it 
So can you 
Because the same energy in me 
Is the same energy in you  

Holy-wood We already there 
Take your hater blockers off 
And lead with love from above 
We're all one 
On this beautiful planet 3rd from the sun 

Holy-wood here we come

“Holy-Wood Here We Come” is a visionary, poetic anthem from Johnny Appleweed that reclaims the concept of “Hollywood” — not as a center of glamor or illusion, but as a sacred platform for conscious awakening. With one extra “L,” Holy-Wood becomes a metaphor for a rebirth of storytelling — grounded in empathy, authenticity, and healing.

In the song, Johnny identifies as a “carpenter bee,” a divine pollinator of truth, love, and freedom. He critiques the artificial ego structures created by society and presents a radically free business model: seeding consciousness into humanity. He contrasts this spiritual work with the illusions of modern media and the pharmaceutical industry, offering music, empathy, and forgiveness as alternative medicine.

The track is a call to action — a reminder that we are all stars, capable of sharing love, creating art, and uplifting each other. It celebrates freedom from ego, the healing power of vulnerability, and the divine connection between all beings.

Whether you’re a spiritual wanderer, a recovering skeptic, or someone searching for meaning in the madness, “Holy-Wood Here We Come” invites you to lead with love, join the conscious movement, and recognize the light that lives in you too.

Listen to me 
There are no gate keepers on the way to your destiny 
Especially Johnny Appleweed

If you think I have a god complex it's because I do 
And I think you should too 
Because the same energy in me is the same energy in you 
What if the manifestation of the light in me and you was meant to create 
Which actually means to be God like 
There are no gate keepers on the way to your destiny 

Ah shit, we all gods! 
Hold on...
And put that crown chakra on 
Let go of that ego 
There you go destiny at 7, 14, 21, 28, and 35
Johnny 5 is alive! 
Lucky me 

Everything comes in 7s 
Even negativity especially on June 7th of 2023 
But if you really want to bee a wizard in life 
Accept that negativity as the turbo arrows in Mario kart 
You about to really accelerate by rope a doping the ones attempting to destroy your destiny by smashing your egoless art 
Accept, embrace, take a crystal bath in it 
While wearing the crown chakra on turned north towards the divine 

It's all good homie It's part of destiny 
They just can't see beyond the societal complex successful enslaving all of us 
Even if you're rich your still broke as hell unless your energy is pointed north towards humanity 
Smells like there's a musk in the air to me 
Maybe that guy should smoke more weed on Rogan instead of shooting ketamine at parties
There are no gate keepers on the way to your destiny 

Look at the fearless balls on Johnny Appleweed 
It's almost like he knows he has God on his side 
Here to to tell humanity how the hell that guy really grew his hair back 
It's the opposite of testosterone therapy y'all 
You might end up with a tiny weenie but definitely not a pataikos variety 

Sure you can mate 
But it won't create sympathy for the ones you helped make
Apparently castratos never lost their hair too... 
Ok mic drop while y'all duck duck go those last two... 
Especially castrato & pataikos... 
Ohhh...
And his lack of the interest in being an actual father too

I gotta take a break to laugh for a minute or two... 
L O L whew I'm threw 

What's he gonna do?
Send negativity towards me 
I'm driving Mario cart with a right punch faster than Mohamed Ali 
Keep empowering my destiny.

Just ask the DEA
If they try imprison me again
I'll make even more best friends 
I'm about to send it on behalf of humanity and everyone is coming with me 
Rise up Destiny! 

If you really want to win create your own variety of Johnny Appleweed or Momma Ganja 
All you need to do is bee willing to share a puff of consciousness with the ones around you 
Don't worry, he can't sue all of us
Otherwise who's gonna go to work on behalf of his ego? 
Oh shit sorry, that last jab hurt too 
Damn it homie he's already down.. 
Find the empathy plan

This song is a spiritual call to empowerment, independence, and divine sovereignty. Johnny Appleweed reminds listeners that the path to their higher self, or "destiny," is not controlled by institutions, dogma, or external authority figures—there are no gatekeepers.

The lyrics reject the idea that government, religion, or elitist systems hold the keys to awakening. Instead, Johnny suggests that truth is already within each of us, waiting to be remembered. With satirical jabs at societal programming, the song blends consciousness, cosmic philosophy, and rebellious energy into a melodic mantra of freedom.
It’s a tone poem of love and liberation—a musical reminder that you don't need permission to be divine.

Blending in with society 
Not worrying about what other people think of me 
But aware there are those who want to take my positive energy 
Sometimes they even try to suck it out of me 
A vampire driving a big ass diesel truck, muscled up, and looking to roll coal on you and me 
Pinky always rolls with me while we surf humanity 

Don't mess with Texas or this 20 pound weenie 
Your ego has you convinced this is all there is to see 
Keep underestimating life and you'll never have true protector by your side 
Pinky is a Paitakos, the most ferocious protector around even though he barely qualifies as a hound
He guards the architects of life, willing to provide one love bite at a time 
Pinky always rolls with me 

Double dipping taco bueno while he drools crumbs in the seat next to me
Riding shotgun loaded with slugs made from hugs
Begging for an ear rub while he pants his hot breath directly in my vicinity 
Sometimes he poops next me so that if I step on it his protection will never leave me 
That's some dedicated commitment just to protect his roll buddy 

I can't even take a shower without 2 wieners to worry about 
One on the floor and one looking to score 
He has a way of letting life come full circle 
Pinky always rolls with me 

He used to have a brain
A man with a plan never late to appreciate a plate of whatever you just ate
A beef jerky sniper ready to pounce on the next opportunity
Sometimes disguised as a surprise snack attack just to get access to the next nap
Bert was savage like that 

And now it's just Pinky and me as we roll through discovery 
Loving life for everyone to see 
Have you ever heard of anyone get their ass whooped while rolling with a weenie?
Naw, that would bee a discrepancy
There's way to much love surrounding me to let your ego of punch make its way to Johnny Appleweed 

That's why Pinky always rolls with me

This track is a playful yet profound tribute to loyalty, empathy, and the absurd beauty of companionship—embodied in Johnny Appleweed’s unlikely co-pilot: Pinky, a fiercely devoted (and hilariously described) small dog with a big purpose.

Underneath its comedic surface, the song examines how protection, love, and purpose can manifest in unconventional forms, even through a “20-pound weenie” who guards the path of a wandering soul.

Blending satire, spoken word, and philosophical musings, Johnny uses Pinky as both literal friend and symbolic shield—an ever-present force of grounded energy in a world riddled with ego, judgment, and attempts to siphon positivity. The track also touches on grief and continuity, honoring a fallen protector, Bert, while elevating Pinky’s new role in the journey of seeding consciousness.

Ultimately, this is a tone poem of joy and cosmic companionship—suggesting that love, loyalty, and divine protection can come wrapped in fur, humor, and unexpected synchronicities.

Put your Indiana Jones hat on, we have an unfinished history lesson 

We're a species with amnesia 
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Please see Gobekli Tepe in Turkey that rewrote modern day history 
And while you're there check out Derin ku yu
An underground city large enough to house 20,000 of us 
Or how about the Anunnaki who have always understood this world celestially better than us
And if you're in Texas, don't miss Gault Archeology, a rare opportunity of discovery  

We're a species with amnesia 
Have you ever been curious to build a 200 ton obelisk? 
Because your current education tells you we can easily accomplish this 
And Johnny Appleweed just happens to understand masonry
You'd need a gang saw the size of a large building to accomplish this 
Using diamond tip blades powered nonstop for days with a slurry poured on top 
You need massive amounts of modern power, not a copper chisel and a biscuit, Mr. P H D in archeology
Or maybe there's an easier way by tapping into unlimited energy
A K A mother earths electromagnetic field of infinity 
And here they are, proof exists and y'all have never wondered about this

We're a species with amnesia 
See the kings chamber in the great pyramid or any Egyptian obelisk 
Have you ever wondered about the phenomenon in the Caribbean 
An underwater glass pyramid creating a vortex of confusion
Have you ever wondered why so many cultures act so similar? 
Have you ever wondered why Atlantis disappeared?
It's almost like we've been here before.
Doesn't this shake your consciousness? 

We're a species with amnesia 
Have you ever wondered why the world bank economic forum wants to hide this from us? 
Have you ever wondered why the rings of Saturn exist? 
Did you know that dovetail granite H blocks exist at Puma Punku? 
Right next to a Lake Titikaka at thirteen thousand feet of elevation, higher than Johnny Appleweed 
This world looks like Idiocracy to me, just make sure to get your T P S reports in on time
Garland and Richardson we're basically the birthplace of a king even though there isnt a hill
I think Mike Judge has been on to something y'all 
What if that guy had a physics degree from U S C D and studied mathematics at U T D? 
Naw, would also be a discrepancy

Have you ever wondered why the Mayan calendar takes twenty five thousand seven hundred years to make one revolution around our sun
Or why precession is exactly the same, and has been proven scientifically
Or why this research was released publicly on June 12th of this year, A K A Johnny Appleweeds birthday
This was a present for all of us 

This just in: See inner core backtracking to learn more about this seismic waveform reversal 
A nature dot com kinda bomb 
No seriously please go to nature dot com, Jamie 
‍
Anyways... 
We're a species with amnesia

"Species with Amnesia" is a poetic excavation of forgotten human history, lost technology, and suppressed truths. Johnny Appleweed takes the listener on a lyrical archaeological journey — one that fuses ancient sites, megalithic engineering, and cosmic curiosity with a modern dose of satire and self-awareness.

Drawing attention to evidence often ignored by mainstream academia — like Göbekli Tepe, Derinkuyu, Puma Punku, and the glass pyramid in the Caribbean — the song challenges the narrative that humanity’s progress began only a few thousand years ago. Appleweed questions the feasibility of modern archaeological explanations for advanced ancient constructions, proposing that earlier civilizations may have tapped into Earth’s natural electromagnetic energy and celestial alignments far beyond our current grasp.

More than just a critique, the song is a call to wake up — to acknowledge what’s been hidden, forgotten, or intentionally obscured. Referencing institutions like the World Economic Forum, modern bureaucracy, and scientific findings (such as the June 12th, 2024 Nature.com article on core rotation reversal), Johnny suggests synchronicities are piling up — including his own birthdate aligning with the seismic discoveries.

At its core, “Species with Amnesia” urges listeners to reclaim their curiosity, challenge educational gatekeepers, and explore history beyond the textbooks. This is Johnny Appleweed’s thesis on humanity’s forgotten greatness — a tone poem calling us to remember who we truly are.

Warning y'all 
The ones with higher degrees are slightly off in their declination towards the interconnectedness of oneness in this society 
They don't even understand quantum biochemistry because they got their degrees in the 90s
Seems simple to Johnny Appleweed but maybe that's because I have a P H D in empathy 
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There are only three things that make sense to me
A north pole
A south pole
And a particle
See quantum mechanics or string theory or M Theory, it's the theory of everything 
But quantum electromagnetism explains why everything is actually just one 

A particle never stops moving and is actually just energy 
Your human mind has you convinced you're just an observer of nature instead of a passenger on a spaceship called earth 
And you can't afford continueing education credits for a degree you're still paying for
And the P H D you purchased came without a warranty
Let Johnny Appleweed guide you towards helping humanity 
We're all one in this society

See the Coral Castle discovery
The original Florida man
Who built a one hundred and sixty ton coral Castle at night
Without electricity by tapping into infinity 
A K A the earths magnetic energy 
By using the 16 batteries of the sub chakras guided by his will to help others using his beating flesh-bag of a heart 
Tuned by plasma streaming divine energy between mother Gaia and his tripod of a discovery 
Located in the 7 chakras charged in every living being

Get grounded to attempt to manipulate any energy except for the consciousness hovering above me
Poof!
We're all magicians in this existence! 
Sounds like the shy bride just made it to her sweet sixteen wedding 
Ed Leedskalins had a weird story that sounded like pedophilia to me 
And your ego has you convinced he wasn't talking about how to build the great pyramid
Geez 
Ego much, witch please 
Oh wait you're American history class forgot to mention this discovery 
Sounds like black wall street
R I P my Tulsa homies 
It's about time we scaled the technology the government stole from the soul of Nikola Tesla 
Unmanned aircraft going wonkilly at half the speed of light since at least the 70s 
Probably not a government conspiracy doing dirty work on behalf of fake kinda Armageddon kinda stuff
Paid for by you and me 
Nawwww, there's 51 other possibilities

Look up with curiosity to observe the interconnectedness of the all the galaxies
And look down at mother Earth to appreciate this real discovery to enable technology to help remove the enslavement draining the positivity out of this society 
The north pole is always the positive particle 
The South Pole is negative energy and it's always stronger in all actuality 

There's a north pole
South pole
Particle, mind, body and soul
In every societal A-hole

“Technology Drop for Humanity” is an urgent, consciousness-warping transmission from Johnny Appleweed — part spoken-word prophecy, part quantum sermon. The song blends metaphysics, suppressed history, and spiritual science into a rally cry for rediscovering the truth hidden beneath layers of academic dogma and institutional misdirection.

At its core, this track challenges the legitimacy of outdated credentials and academic gatekeeping. Appleweed argues that true understanding doesn't come from a degree, but from empathy, lived experience, and alignment with universal energy. With a PhD in “empathy,” he reclaims the role of the mystic inventor, reintroducing listeners to pioneers like Edward Leedskalnin of Coral Castle fame, and the spirit of Nikola Tesla — both figures symbolic of hidden, infinite, Earth-based energy.

He presents a stripped-down theory of the universe grounded in quantum electromagnetism: North Pole (positive), South Pole (negative), and Particle (consciousness). These are not just physical concepts, but spiritual metaphors for how to navigate reality as an energy-being inhabiting flesh. Appleweed positions himself as a decoder of these mysteries — not to hoard knowledge, but to scale its liberation for the good of all.

The lyrics expose how technology has been withheld from the public under the guise of secrecy, militarization, and miseducation. Instead, Appleweed advocates a technology drop: a download of awareness, a metaphysical jailbreak to free humanity from invisible chains. With his signature blend of satire and sincerity, he dismantles systems of control, ridicules ego-worship, and offers a vision of unity powered by empathy, intention, and magnetic resonance.

The message is clear: True technological advancement begins not with machines, but with hearts, minds, and souls aligned with Earth’s natural energy. And Johnny Appleweed is ready to guide you back to that source.

Have you ever wondered why we're here 
Divided by fear 
Wondering the same thing year after year 
A hint of clarity will appear and then suddenly disappear 

Why the hell are we here? 
And why does it feel like I've been here before 
Why does an octave have 7 unique notes and goes on to infinity 
Why does it take 7 chakras to tune the plasma in me 
Why do I feel like I'm stuck in the 3rd gear grounded by fear
How in the hell can I shift into higher consciousness so I can truly love without fear drowned by cases of beer

I'm johnny Appleweed with a PHD in empathy 
Please don't follow me Just listen to me 
Otherwise you you end up with similar emotional scars 
But you might also end up with guitars
There's always a silver lining and I guarantee it's not fine dining 

Why the hell are we here? 
Because we care 
And you volunteered to bee here 
Welcome back Jack Herer.  
Here's some of that consciousness back 
Life is a circle If you can't form a hug circle 
Hug your soul even more, even if it's attached to a chemical bag of a a-hole
Bender is here and he says have no fear 
Lead with love guided by your soul above and you'll never have a day without receiving a hug grounded in soul quenching love 

Why the hell are we here? 
Because we waited and waited to get back to here which is why is feels so similar 
All we have is love which is a fancy word for the energy between you and me 
If you bind it up good luck manifesting your destiny
All you have to do is destroy the ego inside of me, humbly 
And you'll see that we're all just energy 

Good luck destroying Johnny Appleweed 
I'll come back as a seed and replant humanity 
Please take these seeds of consciousness from me 
There are no secrets in life on the way to your destiny 
F the secret societies 
There's only one humanity 

Why are we here 
Because your a wandering soul without fear 
Ready to shine your guru of a light of the heart of humanity 
God damn I love the love connecting you and me 
Please go repollinate humanity 

Humbly. I'm Johnny Appleweed 
Please grow these seeds of consciousness between you and me 
Oh, and water is crystal scientifically 
How the hell do you think your heart creates its own electricity 
Your simply just 7 batteries tuned by love which often looks like a hug 
But is often replaced with a pharmaceutical drug 

Get your Consciousness back Jack.
We ready to repollinate society. 
That's why the hell we back

“Catalyst for Consciousness” is a poetic, spoken-word journey through existential questioning, cosmic realization, and soul-level empowerment. Johnny Appleweed uses a mix of wit, vulnerability, and esoteric insight to explore the fundamental human question: Why are we here?

‍Rooted in the language of the Law of One and quantum consciousness, the song proposes that love, empathy, and soul remembrance are not only the reasons we exist — but also the tools for transcending fear, ego, and illusion. Appleweed paints the human experience as a sacred volunteer mission, where each soul, like a seed, has returned to Earth to reawaken and repollinate humanity with higher vibrations.

In this transmission, Johnny blends humor with depth, name-dropping cultural figures like Bender and Jack Herer, and referencing chakra systems, crystal water, and the electrical intelligence of the heart. He reminds us that we’re not alone — we are energy beings, “7 batteries tuned by love,” and “wanderers” here to help humanity rise through conscious connection.

The track stands as both a personal mantra and a collective call to action: to humbly destroy the ego, embrace our divinity, and scatter the seeds of consciousness with reckless compassion.

Dust yourself off 
Your soul is about to take off 
But before we take flight let's complete a proper pre flight check
No ego.
Check...   in the bank 
All gas in the tank that smells dank 

I'm starting to think these Kardashian bitches look like Orien aliens to me 
Negativity 

Get up gurrrllll 
We about to do a mind bicept curl 
A new way to dougy that destroys that societal ego lasic focused on destroying your third eye.
Goodbye Ahhh shit no way homie I talked to Mama Ganja and she got your back 
Right swipe to recovery 
Puff this consciousness 
What if humanity was dependent on our ability to mate 
The common denominator of that love is to create 
But it's hard to appreciate while we wait for the next detox of the Botox of the last right swipe that just didn't feel right 

Get up gurrrlll 
Everything is dependent on you 
Plot twist 
We all work for you I even ran this message passed mother Gaia and she approved 
She said something above the societal complex trying to undermine the power contained within you

Get up gurrrllll 
And if you really want to put a ring on it 
Put it on the right 
Seriously this shit is real 
You gotta balance the polarity that always exists in you 

And if your a girl that likes others girls too 
Shitttt...
Love has no boundaries. 
What? You don't want to mate in this societal complex? 
Looks like a strike on behalf of humanity to me 
Balance has will forever bee 

Get up gurrrllll 
We just putting humanity back on track on behalf of Jack
Here for all to see while you repollinate society that way it's truely meant to bee
Leading with love 
Instead of being divided by the societal ego trying to destroy earths destiny 

Get up gurrrllll. 
Humanity is reporting for duty and we work for you

“Get Up Gurrlll” is a fierce, funny, and empowering anthem from Johnny Appleweed, written in the bold, nurturing voice of Mama Ganja — the divine feminine energy and protector of truth. Spoken like a cosmic big sister with sass, soul, and spiritual insight, this song is a wake-up call to every woman (and awakened being) to rise into their divine power, shake off societal shame, and step into their role as the energetic backbone of humanity’s healing.

Through a blend of humor, spiritual metaphors, pop culture jabs, and Law of One undertones, Mama Ganja reminds listeners that the feminine is not only sacred — it’s central to the collective awakening. From ego detox to chakra alignment, and swiping past narcissists to seeding new consciousness, the track blends satire and soul in true Johnny Appleweed fashion.

At its heart, “Get Up Gurrlll” is a battle cry for love-led revolution, flipping the societal script and reminding us:
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"We all work for you."Mama Ganja doesn’t ask permission. She rolls up with ancient wisdom, flower power, and a doobie of divine direction — calling all light warriors to get up and repollinate society with real, raw empathy.

Listen up class, we're not done yet 
Boom! 
Wake up! 
We're in the middle of a an Armageddon 
The OPPOSITE of what the military industrialized complex demands we think
Which is why Johnny Appleweed had to scribe 21 tracks of consciousness 
God told me we're a society playing Russian roulette one nuclear crisis at a time 
And Atlantis wants its yard back

I've been P H A T, I mean smoking a fatty since the beginning of time
And once this polar shift completes humanity will shift into higher consciousness 
And if you're in a hurry, don't bee 
This process takes a minimum of one tenth of a millennium
And more likely 7 tenths of a millennium to complete
I'm talking about the byproduct of three precessions y'all 
Seventy seven thousand one hundred years of seeded
Consciousness getting watered down by electrolytes called the elite
Have I mentioned the movie Idiocracy? 

We're in the middle of a an Armageddon 
And here's how it actually goes 
Turns out it's exactly the battle of light verses darkness 
It's been like this since the beginning of time 
But now it's astrologically different Earth is smack dab in the middle of the galaxy 
Halfway between the center of our spiral galaxy and a black hole of darkness 
Constantly expanding 
That's called a tailwind 
As long as we all start rowing towards the center of the galaxy which looks like pure light 

And here's how it goes, it's so incredibly simple once you've removed your sense of self, I mean ego, I mean both 

We're all one in this galaxy 
Lead with love to others before yourself 
That's some Jehoshua shit
And remember life is constant balance of helping others while also loving yourself 
If Juan gives marry his only burrito that will only work for a week or two 
But eventually he'll need to take a bite too 
That's called a balanced amigo 
And a purposeful reference to the legal term invented by the United States government called marry Juana 
A fake story about Juan tryna sleep with marry 
Why would he hit it again?
Juan already has his Consciousness 
Sounds like fake news to Johnny Appleweed 

Now on the real discovery 
To win this fight you have to meet blind ignorance with constant empathy 
Ignorance isn't always blissful for others but it can bee, don't trust Johnny Appleweed 
Try your own higher consciousness on 
The blueprint is detailed in the other 20 tracks to upgrade your consciousness to 2 dot ohhhh
Don't enable fake gate keepers 
Sounds like The arch bishop to Johnny Appleweed 
Signing off on 5 percent tax return to help amplify the rich, I mean elite, I mean Puerto Ricans 
Wait. What?

The song "Real Armageddon" by Johnny Appleweed is a provocative, satirical exploration of contemporary society's existential crisis, highlighting themes of higher consciousness, spiritual awakening, and societal manipulation.

Johnny Appleweed describes the real Armageddon as an internal and collective shift from darkness (ignorance, division, ego-driven behaviors) to light (consciousness, empathy, unity). This shift is contrasted with traditional apocalyptic fears perpetuated by the military-industrial complex and societal elites.

Appleweed connects modern anxieties like nuclear threats and environmental disasters to ancient themes of societal downfall (Atlantis), asserting humanity's cyclic experiences through epochs, reflected astrologically and cosmically. He underscores the significance of the Earth's current galactic positioning, symbolizing humanity's potential for profound spiritual transformation.

The song humorously critiques societal ignorance, emphasizing the need to dismantle ego and cultivate empathy as tools to navigate and transcend contemporary challenges. Ultimately, it urges listeners toward a balance between self-care and communal empathy as a means to collectively move towards enlightenment and away from self-destructive ignorance and division.

You're not aware of this hypocrisy?
Often protected by a belt of negativity sucking the juice out of every beetle in this galaxy

Plot twist
The earth is surrounded by light on all sides
And Johnny Appleweed is just a messenger, I mean forward observer of consciousness
I mean both I guess
And if you try to kill this energy again
God planted one hundred and forty four thousand back up plans that are already working
June twelfth nineteen eighty one y'all
Rise up permanent Lion gates!

Jesus might have been one man two thousand years ago but apparently energy cubes itself when you tempt it's destiny
Goodbye hypocrisy
We're all rowing towards the center of the galaxy

Love is light
Light is love
We're all just liquid crystal batteries
You're right side is your positive polarity
Wearing big ass Diamonds on your left hand and listening to music at four hundred and forty hertz limits your ability to meet your destiny
And you act like an elitist living on a high land of a park without a puff of consciousness
The universes H Q for hypocrisy

And who is gonna subpoena the arch dioceses of this society while the government is fully aware of this hypocrisy
Exactly!

We're in the middle of a an Armageddon y'all
Light sabers up and switches on
Let's all rise up and meet the elite with empathy otherwise who's gonna pay for our groceries
Oh wait, what if we grew enough for our plate and yours too

Money is the root of all evil, and even Johnny Appleweed realizes it's necessary tool at this time space used to control all of us
All we have to do is love unconditionally
And lead with at least fifty one percent of your life energies to other me

We're in the middle of a an Armageddon y'all
But I promise we got it this time, probably maybe, definitely
But please bee patient while we make this transition on behalf of humanity
Now that you've listened to all 21 tracks go back, repeat, and let the brain claps continue
Become your own Johnny Appleweed or Momma Ganja to help speed this recovery
Now that you've downloaded 2 dot O the install should go pretty quickly
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All you have to do is lead with empathy

“New 2025 Plan” is a rallying cry for spiritual awakening, collective empowerment, and empathetic revolution. Delivered through Johnny Appleweed’s signature satirical, metaphysical tone, the song exposes societal hypocrisy and elite manipulation, while offering a higher-dimensional roadmap forward.

The lyrics affirm that humanity is not alone or powerless — we're surrounded by light, supported by backup plans woven into destiny, and powered by the very energy of love and consciousness. Referencing the Law of One, crystal bioenergy, and numerological synchronicities like June 12, 1981 (Appleweed’s birthday), the song reframes modern crises as the real Armageddon — not a war of destruction, but a cosmic opportunity for rebirth.

Johnny urges listeners to rise up not with violence, but with empathy and inner transformation. He reminds us that we are all “liquid crystal batteries” rowing toward the center of the galaxy, and the key to evolution isn’t external power or wealth — it’s loving unconditionally and giving more to others than to self.

Ultimately, “New 2025 Plan” is a transmission of hope, humor, and higher vision — a declaration that consciousness is installing its next upgrade, and we all have a role to play in rebooting humanity.

Did you hear that a gun shot a whooping crane? 
Seriously, a damn whooping crane!
This is why we have to lock up guns 
If they're killing whooping cranes, who's next, you? Me? 
We need more guns in prison 

Ohhhhh wait.
Let me think about this one.... 
Ok, I think I figured it out. 

We should use our guns for fun
But if I get pissed off I might  shoot at my own son.
And in response
You might shoot at my man-bun. 
And then I might say, dayyymmm
That was a close one. 
Maybe we should have just hugged it out instead son? 
So I got to thinking and bows and arrows are just as much fun 
But way much harder to kill your son 
So, if your looking for an alternative version of fun
There's one
And it's an even cheaper one. 
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But If you really want a big kill
Aim for the heart of another of equal will
But instead of arrows
Use love blinded by your own free will  

Goodnight mother truckers
I'm off to kill  
But don't worry my brothers and sisters
Cause I'll be be back
Super charged with a helluva lotta love to instill

Bee Hippy or be real
But whatever just bee
Because I promise
If it's meant to be it shall bee
But whatever happens just know
Your are actually 100% in control of your own destiny
Confusing as hell, I know 
So I'll share the recipe 
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Some will just figure it out using the perseverance of their own free will 
But the lucky ones will trust in their third eye and their destiny will appear,
They follow this intuition regardless of you and me
And at the end of this rainbow is path built perfectly just for me
Sometimes designed by me

But that's okay
Because life is an experience and some have the shocks to bounce through discovery
And some even find balance through reversing polarity
But if your looking for a shortcut
Maybe a path where it's harder to get stuck
Look above to find your good luck 

The Law of one has a hold of me
Spiritually
Good luck trying to escaping the words flowing out of me
And thank you for letting me, but I can promise you, it isn't me
And if you think there's any difference between you and me
I promise it's just the natural law of polarity 

Bee Hippy

"Leggo My Ego" is a raw, irreverent, and spiritually subversive spoken-word track by Johnny Appleweed that fuses comedy, critique, and cosmic wisdom. With a delivery that dances between satire and sincerity, the song starts with absurdist commentary on gun violence—opening with the image of a gun killing a whooping crane—and spirals into a higher meditation on ego, love, free will, and metaphysical destiny.

At its core, the track critiques reactive culture and cycles of violence by mocking the logic behind weapon worship, ultimately suggesting a radical alternative: “use love blinded by your own free will.” The tone shifts fluidly from playful to profound, mirroring the ego’s own slipperiness.

The second half of the song dives deep into spiritual territory, invoking The Law of One, third eye intuition, polarity, and the sacred truth that every being is 100% responsible for their own path. It’s a call to wake up, grow up, and show up with empathy and authenticity—what Johnny calls “Bee Hippy or be real, but whatever just bee.”

Funny, fiery, and fearless, “Leggo My Ego” is both a cosmic joke and a divine reminder: true revolution begins with the surrender of self-importance and the embrace of interconnected destiny.

Excuse me homeless person
You're starting to bother society 
If you could try to survive on one of the other 6 earths that would be great 

It's not that we don't like you
It's just you're having trouble following a million rules
And now that the societal ego can't stick to you nobody thinks your prophecies are true
And since nobody wants to put ballast, I mean food in you, you're off balance and sounding a little bit crazy too
And that alien tattoo randomly attached to your left arm sure seems suspicious to me 
Especially since you can't even remember where it came from 
Oh yeah, you have amnesia homie 
And now you're in a wheelchair with debilitating neurop-pathy

I kicked off our date with a tincture of C B D
Have you ever had 50 first dates with a homeless man on a hot Sunday in the Texas heat at bee Hippy? 
It's not as romantic as it sounds so we listened to sweet tones approved by Johnny Appleweed
He complimented the Godsmack tattoo on my right arm and then suggested God sent him to me It was love at first site 
I thought it would be easier to go places because this bro could roll but nope 
As soon as I tried to pass the puck, I mean Jacob, to next guy I became aware that it is very inconvenient to be homeless on a Sunday 
You know. God's day
With no Chick-fil-A 

That's reminds me
Chick-fil-A on Northwest highway puts a lock on the bathroom just in case a homeless man has to pee 
I tried to explain the hypocrisy
Why should you have to own a home to pee out tea, homie?
Y'all need your consciousness upgraded to 2 dot OOO
They offer unlimited free refills but won't let you pee inside if you're dirty
That's sounds like reverse water boarding to me 
That's why they leave treasures behind your dumpster mr manager
Have fun wrangling that hockey puck of good luck left by one of God's angels
Do you think God prefers your energy?
Sounds like modern day bureaucracy to Johnny Appleweed 

Jacob kept asking why I wanted to help him 
So I explained the definition of responsibility by leveraging my inner Sadhguru 
If you have the ability to respond, that's called responsibility 
Our first date ended well with Jacob finally getting a shower and a good nights sleep at the sun days inn 
We already have a second date because I still haven't found a place to roll this guy that won't try to kill him immediately 
A K A the P D
 
I tried the Our Calling app 
And listened to dial tones for hours 
Apparently Jacob wasn't a good fit in the house of gospel 
How would a guy with amnesia bee able to follow all the rules of this gospel society 
I said good news homie, I just talked to God and he said all we have is love
And Jacob qualifies for at least one free night
Maybe someone should create a free version of
Air B N B

“Modern Day Bureaucracy” is a piercing, poetic narrative delivered in Johnny Appleweed’s signature style—equal parts satire, empathy, and spiritual wake-up call. The track tells a surreal yet all-too-real story of a chance encounter with a homeless man named Jacob, revealing the absurdity and cruelty of modern systems that govern who gets dignity—and who doesn’t.

The song opens with sharp irony: “Excuse me homeless person, You’re starting to bother society.”

‍This sets the tone: society’s rules and structures are portrayed as disconnected, hypocritical, and spiritually bankrupt. From locked bathrooms at Chick-fil-A to convoluted charity bureaucracy, Johnny exposes how compassion is conditional and wrapped in red tape.

“Modern Day Bureaucracy” is a powerful storytelling that challenges listeners to look past policy and procedure and into the heart of what it means to be human. In a world obsessed with gatekeeping and ego, Johnny Appleweed offers a simple antidote: "All we have is love."

Johnny Appleweed has gone rogue 
Who in the hell does this guy not think he is? 
Toe the line mister bee keeper 
You're not Jason Bourne or Statham 
Those guys are just a couple of egos
Masked as higher consciousness 

Bee the real Beekeeper for Humanity 
Help society 
Using empathy 
Designed to unite humanity 
Instead of trying to divide you and me 

Bee the real Beekeeper for Humanity 
You're already bee hippy 
And studying to bee an apiary 
You're halfway there monsieur
And have a knack for unpredictability 
That's why God likes watching you instead of other shows on discovery

Everyone can bee the real Beekeeper for Humanity
If this approach sounds appealing 
Stop watching the news and scrolling social media 
It's literally designed to divide you and me
No matter what side you choose. 
Don't we already have enough negativity? 
But Johnny, how will I know what's going on? 
Here's the fun part 
They'll bee talking about me and you! 
Oh wait, probably not.
At least not in a positive light 
But once you're in the spotlight 
The unbiased narrative the journalist once promised was actually just a plot twist 
And now your own family is embarrassed of your lack of societal success 
And there was that one time when you sold a company to Gannett 
But nobody cared when you helped manipulate instead of motivate the lack of a societal ego 
Hell, it was mostly high fives 
Thank God you weren't afraid to cut ties 

Everyone can bee the real Beekeeper for Humanity
Especially you and me 
Follow your heart to discovery 
And avoid chasing thoughts that come from your left hemisphere 
Literally like someone is talking in your left ear 
That's your destiny being guided by fear 
Please listen to your heart using your right ear for your destiny to appear 
If there's too much talking going on 
Your left brain isn't being nice to your right brain hemisphere using fear
That's your ego and they're always here.

Unfortunately. 
But...
Using only a conscious thought or two 
You can also cage the ego in you 
Slowww dowwwnnn ..... 
Breath with a tree 
While smoking trees 
Feel the interdependency
Remember that you are nature and nature is you 
Intelligently designed to help humanity 
To not fight endlessly 
Meditation is a less fancy word for postulating
Beautiful ideas radiating in from above

Everyone can bee the real Beekeeper for Humanity
Not just Johnny Appleweed or bee hippy 
Everyone in society is in charge of their own destiny 
Please bee for the peace or at minimum bee a kind human being

“Beekeeper For Humanity” by Johnny Appleweed is a spoken-word anthem cloaked in satire, self-awareness, and spiritual urgency. It presents Johnny Appleweed as both a character and archetype—a mirror for anyone wrestling with identity, ego, and the responsibility of higher consciousness in a divided world.

It's a satirical spiritual manifesto disguised as a poem. It confronts egoic identity, societal manipulation, and shallow awakenings while offering a path forward through empathy, presence, humor, and inner balance. At its core, it’s an invitation for everyone to “bee” a keeper of peace—an authentic lightworker, not just a symbolic one.

"You're not Jason Bourne or Statham / Those guys are just a couple of egos / Masked as higher consciousness"

‍The song opens with a cheeky rebuke of delusions of grandeur. It pokes fun at ego-driven savior complexes, even in spiritual or activist garb. The message: Don’t cosplay awakening—live it with humility.

"Meditation is a less fancy word for postulating / Beautiful ideas radiating in from above"

‍Meditation isn’t framed as some elite practice but as an act of tuning in to inspiration. It reclaims creativity as a form of divine connection—receiving, not forcing.

"Everyone in society is in charge of their own destiny / Please bee for the peace or at minimum bee a kind human being"

‍The song closes by dissolving any illusion that Johnny Appleweed alone holds the torch. It’s a call to all: embrace personal responsibility, awaken to our role in collective healing, and—at the very least—be kind.

If you want to bee a king in this society 
Treat every lady like a queen 
But it's lonely wearing a crown chakra on alone 
So humble that ego amigo and find your own queen bee 
It's always necessary to balance your own polarity 
Just ask a caterpillar trying to grow it's wings 
You gotta let that ego go if you really want to fly high in this polarized society 
You better find your own queen bee 

Even Johnny Appleweed found his own true love 
She even loved the alternative versions of me
Not just a hippy named Johnny Weedapple, I mean Appleweed 
Whatever, I'ma recovering hypocrite and she still rolls with it 
And we made three angels to complete gods colony of love 
You better find your own queen

bee Pro Tip, check her Gee-matria 
A K A sacred geometry 
If Johnny married his true love, Jamie
Why can't you?
Not my Hy-meee, get your own Jamie with a cute booty
The rules of dibs are simple homies and short haircut loving ladies
I've got competition on both sides and it flatters Johnny Appleweed 
You better find your own queen bees 

Jamie's gotta new gun
A love gun 
Aimed at the heart of this recovering hypocrite 
Thanks for bee'ing my catalyst of love Jamie
Constantly loving an evolving version of me 
You better find your own queen bee 
Because Jamie is already taken by Johnny Appleweed 

Hell yeah I'm marking my territory 
You think I wasn't going to notice her unique capabilities 
Shes always doing Pilates with 6 other plieades sisters 
And mind bicept curls at night with Johnny Appleweed 
Apparently I married a unicorn 
You better find your own queen bee 
Because Jamie is already taken by
Johnny Appleweed

"Queen Bee" is a playful, heartfelt, and spiritually charged ode to love, humility, and sacred union. Johnny Appleweed blends humor, honesty, and metaphysical insight to reflect on the importance of finding balance in life and love. The core message is clear: to truly ascend and thrive in a polarized world, one must harmonize their inner self through partnership—with a "queen bee."

The song encourages men to treat women with reverence ("treat every lady like a queen") and to shed ego for authentic connection. It speaks of spiritual growth ("wearing a crown chakra alone is lonely") and personal transformation ("ask a caterpillar trying to grow its wings"). Johnny vulnerably admits to being a “recovering hypocrite,” yet celebrates being deeply loved by his partner, Jamie, who accepts all facets of him—even the quirky alter ego, “Johnny Weedapple.”

Referencing divine numerology ("check her Gee-matria / AKA sacred geometry"), Johnny frames his union as sacred, part of a larger cosmic design—playfully suggesting others seek their own soulmates rather than covet his. Jamie is lovingly portrayed as a spiritual powerhouse, a divine muse, and a unicorn-like being surrounded by Pleiadian energy.

Ultimately, "Queen Bee" is a humorous but sincere anthem of devotion, ego dissolution, spiritual romance, and the divine feminine—anchored in Johnny Appleweed's signature blend of satire, soul, and sacred love.

Please make no if ands or butts about it 
I'm here to succeed regardless of what you think is me 
I'm not Suicidal and I'll always make humanitys role call

I used to to live in pergatory temporarily 
It was scary 
But the CIA is even more harry
Camouflaged like a sasquatch always on duty and sometimes with a cute booty
Actually, usually with a cute booty rooted in an ego bigger than oriens belt
Capitulatating negativity that leaves a musk in the air
Spinning a tornado of negativity on top of society 
Kinda like a broken down Tesla battery burning on top of humanity
A World Economic Forum kinda conundrum 
They're aware of the energy known as me and trust me when I say they have it in the scope of the left eye of humanity 

Even if nobody believes me
But the jokes on the boogie man 
All you need is TLC 
Just don't go chasing waterfalls of negativity spinning left on humanity
You can't shoot water homie or Lauren or whoever the hell you are 
I'm always energy spinning right towards synergy 
I'm not Suicidal
I even promised myself
Hell I don't even drink alcohol 
The hardest drug I've ever done was psilocybin on hill in a 3rd world country north of Brazil 
But after I connected permanently with Chuck
I even gave that up 

Even though I never had much luck 
It grew the luck maker in me grounded in empathy 
I'm a metaphorical rose bush on its way to its moms apartment just in time for dinner time in the eye of the raw divine 
Why should you kill a perfectly good bush? 
Shouldn't we all bee late while we find ways to really pollinate 
Because if we don't how will we grow food for the next plate 
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I can't bee suicidal after all the discovery flowing out of me
Regardless of whatever the god damn piece of crap book written poorly about metal health radiating in society thinks about this version of me
That told you I'm just a manic
Disguised as a bipolar mental ward patient on vacation 
Newsflash all this earth has is two polarities 
Even you and me 
But now I'm able to hit to the Autobahn in the right lane for humanity and the powers enslaving humanity aren't happy about all my honey
They didnt like the forward observer of Consciousness for humanity riff 
They prefer if use my success to continue enslaving my own mind 
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Not this time I'm no Hendrix, you evil witch. 
I'm way more dangerous 
Constantly planting seeds of consciousness for everyone to see so that I'm protected by a bubble of light on behalf of humanity 

Here's the god part 
There's way way more of me growing and literally flowing in this society
Good luck playing whack a mole you CIA assimilating
Excuse me are you police officer or peace officer 
I'm kinda like a modern day manchurian candidate 
With no regret that he doesn't have the ability to spin left 

“I’m Not Suicidal Y’all” is a defiant, unfiltered declaration of survival, spiritual resilience, and sovereign identity from Johnny Appleweed. Delivered as a poetic whirlwind of satire, conspiracy commentary, and cosmic wisdom, the track confronts societal misunderstandings, mental health stigmas, and surveillance paranoia—while affirming an unshakable commitment to life, purpose, and conscious evolution.

At its heart, the song is a clarion call: “I’m not suicidal.” It firmly rebukes any assumptions, rumors, or narratives that might distort Johnny’s intent, mental state, or mission.

He declares himself present and accounted for in humanity’s “role call,” making it clear he’s here to uplift, not self-destruct.

Johnny shares past struggles—his time in a metaphoric purgatory—and points fingers at institutions like the CIA and the World Economic Forum, symbolizing control systems and manipulative energies cloaked in deception. These forces are depicted with humorous cynicism ("camouflaged like a Sasquatch with a cute booty"), yet their oppressive impact is no joke—likened to a “burning Tesla battery” or “a tornado of negativity.”

‍But Johnny rises above. He rejects victimhood, resists spiritual defeat, and affirms his energy spins right—toward synergy, not destruction. He disavows alcohol, stands grounded in empathy, and transcends the mental health labels society has tried to place on him. With lyrical bravado, he mocks the broken system that mislabels awakened souls as “bipolar” or “manic” while missing the true polarity of human consciousness.

Through metaphors like a rose bush late for dinner with its divine mother, he paints a picture of vulnerable, blooming spiritual evolution. His connection to “Chuck” (his father who passed when Johnny was 12) represents a turning point—away from substances and toward a clear-headed mission of planting seeds of awareness.

The song ends with defiant clarity: Johnny Appleweed is protected by light, awake to the games of power, and actively helping humanity evolve. He’s not suicidal—he’s a light-bringer cloaked in wit and wordplay, and his existence is a direct challenge to systems that thrive on fear, division, and mental suppression.
In short: Part whistleblower, part spiritual warrior, part cosmic poet—Johnny Appleweed refuses to be silenced or misunderstood.